So, one of Christopher's favorite phrases nowadays is
"I've got my eyes on you"....followed by two fingers pointing at his eyes and then at the target in question.
As we discovered in Ohio, this phrase can be followed up, if you choose to retort, by "I've got my arm on you" all the way to "I've got my butt on you!".
Yesterday, for some reason, I told Christopher that I had my eyes on him and he responded "I've got my balls on you".
Suzanne dissolves in laughter; Kevin's giggling, and then we ask him what he meant, and he really meant the 'ball' that's in your knees. We told him it was probably better to say that "I've got my knees on you".....