Kevin had a legitimate request the other day; hey, I need some new shoes. Mom says “we just got you those” and Kevin pulls up one foot and the whole front lifts up exposing his socks and toes. Mom agrees that some new shoes are in order and last Friday they head off to Kohl’s.
Get this text from Mom:
”Had to get Kevin size 11 1/2”
And that would give Kevin the largest feet in the house. His last pair were 10 1/2; so, he’s been on a tear here size wise recently.