(recently, in the car with Mom, Fric, and Frac, the conversation went something like this)
“Dad, if I did this….would you be proud of me?”
“Well, no….I wouldn’t be….that’s not a nice thing to do……”
Dad tries to turn this into a teaching moment…
“But, you know, for the most part, that’s a good thing to remember….if you’re doing something that your Mom and Dad aren’t proud of, well, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it”
……Cpher thinks this one over for a moment, and then, pretty quickly, says
“So, if I’m having sex with my wife, would you be proud of me then?”
……..I just can’t win……….
